Message from @Goodwood of Dank™
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McDruggables
Has been for decades.
I guess their not native
"welcome to MethDonalds, how can i take your order today"
Don't ever go out onto the Everglades alone.
because crocs are not native to america
yeah i got chased by a croc in a little fishing boat once
wasn't fun
"uh... fuck... ill take a large number 1, with a side of xanax"
Tell that to the crocs.
There is actually a beer drive-through in Germany
crocs are native to wherever the fuck they are
bruh
I have no idea how they got a permit
same in Mississippi
literal dinosaurs
no permit requred
Beer drive-through sounds like traffic ticket bait
Amazon makes games?
you can drink without stopping you drvig
Crocs thrive there.
everything you dont want to thrive. thrives in florida
That and killer Bees
this is the problem
As well as a ton of ditched animals from overseass
Roaches fucking FLY in florida
Yep.
Germany has flying cockroaches
muslims?
yea my mom has a phobia of roaches cuz she was traumatized by living in a house infested with flying roaches as a child
I had to yeet one just 4 hours ago
don't tell the roaches that, otherwise I won't just be able to kill 'em with my shoes
LMFAO
u yeeted a Muslim?
Florida roaches are huge. Shortly before my family moved away (when I was fifteen), I smashed one with a shoe so hard, all that was left was tiny bits of chitin and gooey innards.
*high five
this nigga flies