Shhh...nobody move....a mossad agent is looking for you

jeez, I'm a trap and only got 4 in. Not sure how she wears skirts and tights with a third leg like that.

Don't lie

Everybody lies

huh

but I actually am both a trap and have a short penis, 2K can confirm

That documentary about a doctor told me...no way it could be wrong.

ye his peepee is only like 12 inches

really smol

can confirm

and 4 is erect, soft is like 1.5

That's depressing

if I wasn't a femboi I would be sad about it being smol but I am shooting for smol

Is it weird that I can't tell if that's a joke or not?

Nope. Part of me is turned on right now.

haha

poe's law is quite the killer

tbh mem is a transnigger

irl

so

ye

identifying as Zambian?

I identify as "nigger." Gibs reparations. Nao.

and the whole democrat party actually raised their hands for that

jesus

all of them wanted reparations and damn free health care for all the immigrants

and I'm seeing videos of 1,000 people crossing the border in one day

I'm struggling to understand how people can still support the party after that bullshit.

Yes, and somehow there's still applause.

I just don't know

it's mind boggling

I have a mom who thinks they're just lying, that they're not actually gonna do it.

I'm just sitting here thinking - "Even if they aren't, that just means these fuckers are lying pieces of shit."

how far gone do you have to be

I want to be so far gone in you

"How do you purport we pay for *that*?" "Uh..uhh... tax the rich that isn't in politics..." "Suuuure."

So far nothing else will ever do

fucking vultures

No, I'm not permitting the shreds of that tangentially related song entering my headspace.

Verizon is Selling Tumblr for less than 5 million USD

Fuckers don't understand that American wealth isn't limitless, and that we cannot pay for the whole god damned world, and that under the table wages will always be a problem.

You can't have an abundance of workers AND a high minimum wage. Not unless you want widespread tax evasion.