Message from @Jack of Trades

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2019-07-12 16:33:07 UTC  

Why

2019-07-12 16:33:33 UTC  

And 4, they fight to the death and the last guys alive find aliens and free energy devices and shit

2019-07-12 16:33:46 UTC  

They'd be stuck at the gates. Fences are probably electrified so after the firs tperson does the electric slide nobody else'd be keen to

2019-07-12 16:33:49 UTC  

That or Nazi scientists

2019-07-12 16:34:02 UTC  

Just plough the fence with a truck lol

2019-07-12 16:34:07 UTC  

also Area 51 is likely the least interesting facility in that region

2019-07-12 16:34:24 UTC  

Kek

2019-07-12 16:34:27 UTC  

'cause it's the one "in the public eye" so to speak

2019-07-12 16:34:40 UTC  

This is the "why have guns when the army has nukes" debate

2019-07-12 16:34:48 UTC  

you want the fun stuff you wanna hit up the Tonopah Test Range and other such areas

2019-07-12 16:34:53 UTC  

I don't think they're gonna be okay with gunning down civilians

2019-07-12 16:35:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599277546345070603/MAGAanimegirl.png

2019-07-12 16:35:10 UTC  

Or gunning down lots of civilians at once I should say

2019-07-12 16:35:11 UTC  

Not quite. This is one which they can actually force the civilians to comply

2019-07-12 16:35:24 UTC  

I bet area 51 got lowest tier shit. Everyone knows ot. It's a distracrion facility

2019-07-12 16:36:13 UTC  

The issue with fighter jets is they can't search a house for contraband.
You're not wrong that soldiers likely wouldn't like it, but they also likely don't have to shoot anyone, let alone most of them.

2019-07-12 16:36:29 UTC  

Area 51 is where they're making Catgirls

2019-07-12 16:37:22 UTC  

Unfortunately they used Hillary Clinton as a genetic base

2019-07-12 16:37:58 UTC  

Good thing that it's far more likely that China's the one that'll produce 'em

2019-07-12 16:38:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278300623536147/FNLRH.gif

2019-07-12 16:38:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278320059809792/79j79xr8bk931.png

2019-07-12 16:38:32 UTC  

Fuck Junior, no nepotism allowed

2019-07-12 16:38:35 UTC  

Hah

2019-07-12 16:40:14 UTC  

So amusingly....
https://discordapp.com/channels/462008211378012160/598762150810615808/599273593800491009
My sources say that is probably the Little Boy model that the Bradbury Museum has.

2019-07-12 16:40:23 UTC  

But if we have the God-Emperor, it's only fitting his loyal son gets the throne as well

2019-07-12 16:40:25 UTC  

Nepotism is good when it benefits me

2019-07-12 16:40:34 UTC  

^

2019-07-12 16:40:47 UTC  

@Edelgard von Hresvelg why? When the Gid Emperor is immortal?

2019-07-12 16:41:01 UTC  

It's only nepotism if he appoints his son to the throne

2019-07-12 16:41:08 UTC  

if we *elect* his son it's not nepotism

2019-07-12 16:41:17 UTC  

I'm on good terms with higher ups at Cedar Point, so I get front of the line passes whenever I go

2019-07-12 16:41:23 UTC  

Because I want Gulliman and his blue boys

2019-07-12 16:41:57 UTC  

*Raughs in 400 pts of fuck you*

2019-07-12 16:42:18 UTC  

Tfw no cute blue alien BF

2019-07-12 16:42:41 UTC  

*Found the Tau player*

2019-07-12 16:43:00 UTC  

Given my proclivities, I'm fine without a blue alien bf

2019-07-12 16:43:41 UTC  

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

2019-07-12 16:43:51 UTC  

I want a genetically modified catgirl waifu

2019-07-12 16:43:58 UTC  

Fucking fight me

2019-07-12 16:44:37 UTC  

i've got a miqo'te machinist