Message from @Eirshy

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2019-07-12 16:31:00 UTC  

Tfw they just let them in for the fun of it

2019-07-12 16:31:16 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-12 16:31:21 UTC  

And take them to the moon in a flying saucer

2019-07-12 16:31:38 UTC  

A rocket to the sun

2019-07-12 16:31:40 UTC  

There are 4 ways I can see this going

2019-07-12 16:31:43 UTC  

If this is how alien life is revealed to the world I am all for it

2019-07-12 16:31:44 UTC  

For science

2019-07-12 16:31:49 UTC  

Way 1; 20 people turn up

2019-07-12 16:32:11 UTC  

2; they all turn up and scatter the moment they hear gunfire

2019-07-12 16:32:56 UTC  

3; they just let them in and there's nothing there, I doubt the guards will be okay with mowing down all those civilians

2019-07-12 16:33:01 UTC  

Don't eat food you find in the warp, guys

2019-07-12 16:33:07 UTC  

Why

2019-07-12 16:33:33 UTC  

And 4, they fight to the death and the last guys alive find aliens and free energy devices and shit

2019-07-12 16:33:46 UTC  

They'd be stuck at the gates. Fences are probably electrified so after the firs tperson does the electric slide nobody else'd be keen to

2019-07-12 16:33:49 UTC  

That or Nazi scientists

2019-07-12 16:34:02 UTC  

Just plough the fence with a truck lol

2019-07-12 16:34:07 UTC  

also Area 51 is likely the least interesting facility in that region

2019-07-12 16:34:24 UTC  

Kek

2019-07-12 16:34:27 UTC  

'cause it's the one "in the public eye" so to speak

2019-07-12 16:34:40 UTC  

This is the "why have guns when the army has nukes" debate

2019-07-12 16:34:48 UTC  

you want the fun stuff you wanna hit up the Tonopah Test Range and other such areas

2019-07-12 16:34:53 UTC  

I don't think they're gonna be okay with gunning down civilians

2019-07-12 16:35:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599277546345070603/MAGAanimegirl.png

2019-07-12 16:35:10 UTC  

Or gunning down lots of civilians at once I should say

2019-07-12 16:35:11 UTC  

Not quite. This is one which they can actually force the civilians to comply

2019-07-12 16:35:24 UTC  

I bet area 51 got lowest tier shit. Everyone knows ot. It's a distracrion facility

2019-07-12 16:36:13 UTC  

The issue with fighter jets is they can't search a house for contraband.
You're not wrong that soldiers likely wouldn't like it, but they also likely don't have to shoot anyone, let alone most of them.

2019-07-12 16:36:29 UTC  

Area 51 is where they're making Catgirls

2019-07-12 16:37:22 UTC  

Unfortunately they used Hillary Clinton as a genetic base

2019-07-12 16:37:58 UTC  

Good thing that it's far more likely that China's the one that'll produce 'em

2019-07-12 16:38:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278300623536147/FNLRH.gif

2019-07-12 16:38:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599278320059809792/79j79xr8bk931.png

2019-07-12 16:38:32 UTC  

Fuck Junior, no nepotism allowed

2019-07-12 16:38:35 UTC  

Hah

2019-07-12 16:40:14 UTC  

So amusingly....
https://discordapp.com/channels/462008211378012160/598762150810615808/599273593800491009
My sources say that is probably the Little Boy model that the Bradbury Museum has.

2019-07-12 16:40:23 UTC  

But if we have the God-Emperor, it's only fitting his loyal son gets the throne as well

2019-07-12 16:40:25 UTC  

Nepotism is good when it benefits me

2019-07-12 16:40:34 UTC  

^

2019-07-12 16:40:47 UTC  

@Edelgard von Hresvelg why? When the Gid Emperor is immortal?