Whats tau?

a bunch of wannabe eldar

that lack hand to hand combat skills

Unless his name is Farsight

With vaginas on their faces

disgusting fish people

Then he skullfucks you

I'd like to see him try

I'll skullfuck his entire race witha single dreadnaught

and don't gimme that skillsuits are cool shit

tau is shit

I wish Dreads were good this edition

Feelsbadman

They get nuked too quickly

Did someone say miqo'te

We ff14 here?

>what is a tau
Terrifying at range with all that plasma, but (generally) limper dicked than antifa in melee.

Good news for Tau tho, they (at least traditionally) could get charge interception covering fire from nearby squads

*fixes bayonets*
I heard heresy

tau are those faggot insectoid aliens

so *getting* into melee with them was a bit more challenging

No

Tau are the blueberries

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-text-to-speech-not-canon-gif-13819818

You're probably thinking the omnomnoms, aka the Tyranids

Tyranids are the bugs ye

yes

Except they're not really bugs any more than the Zerg in starcraft are

and if you ask which of the 'nids and zerg informed the other, the answer is yes

who would win

heavy armor blue motherfucker

vs

blue long arm ass motherfucker

Ball Ass wouldn't do it himself tho

the second motherfucker is literal

@robert from kinoplex wellllll, I've been playing Tau on DoW

Pretty sure Tau win

https://youtu.be/qEzCROaXiyc

WHAT

Since when did the Tories want to do THAT?