@Edelgard von Hresvelg why? When the Gid Emperor is immortal?

It's only nepotism if he appoints his son to the throne

if we *elect* his son it's not nepotism

I'm on good terms with higher ups at Cedar Point, so I get front of the line passes whenever I go

Because I want Gulliman and his blue boys

*Raughs in 400 pts of fuck you*

Tfw no cute blue alien BF

*Found the Tau player*

Given my proclivities, I'm fine without a blue alien bf

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I want a genetically modified catgirl waifu

Fucking fight me

i've got a miqo'te machinist

Whats tau?

a bunch of wannabe eldar

that lack hand to hand combat skills

Unless his name is Farsight

With vaginas on their faces

disgusting fish people

Then he skullfucks you

I'd like to see him try

I'll skullfuck his entire race witha single dreadnaught

and don't gimme that skillsuits are cool shit

tau is shit

I wish Dreads were good this edition

Feelsbadman

They get nuked too quickly

Did someone say miqo'te

We ff14 here?

>what is a tau
Terrifying at range with all that plasma, but (generally) limper dicked than antifa in melee.

Good news for Tau tho, they (at least traditionally) could get charge interception covering fire from nearby squads

*fixes bayonets*
I heard heresy

tau are those faggot insectoid aliens

so *getting* into melee with them was a bit more challenging

No

Tau are the blueberries

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You're probably thinking the omnomnoms, aka the Tyranids

Tyranids are the bugs ye

yes

Except they're not really bugs any more than the Zerg in starcraft are