Message from @Goodwood of Dank™
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It will always be like that
it is ok
we have seen from history
The most Anti Islamic heretical meal my quarter Jewish ass could think of, Porkchop Tacos made with porkchops marinated in beer and pigs blood for 32 hours and seasoned with non kosher salt
that communism always leads to capitalism
and it gets rid of the communists
Salt is salt. What the hell kind of difference does kosher make?
dude that looks like shit
Kosher is approved by a Rabbi
how the hell
do you make salt
any different
to be kosher
it doesnt make sense
Kosher is as dumb and useless as halal.
But it is more humane
"(of food, or premises in which food is sold, cooked, or eaten) satisfying the requirements of Jewish law."
oh im so sorry sir, i was unaware that my salt violated jewish law
Actually, both are less humane than modern methods of slaughter. They are in fact regressive in the extreme.
i must acquire jewish salt
NaCl
Sodium Cloride
Kosher meat isn't usually slaughtered in the traditional way anymore, it is usually the modern way plus a rabbi blesses it
everything is slaughtered the modern way
Halal isn't
nobody likes listening to screaming pigs all day
I really don't see what makes it better
well muslims big gay, so
So you're basically paying extra to have a bearded nonce say some magic words. Yeah. real brilliant, that.
You don't pay extra
He activated his jedi powers
Use your jedi powers to activate your almonds!
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There are entire stores up here in Canada in Jewish neighborhoods that are all Kosher and all it is is the Rabbi comes in every weekend and blesses the store
Until you show me an almond with a pair of giant tits, I refuse to believe almonds give milk.
kek
They recently released a study urging people to drink roach milk