Message from @Goodwood of Dank™
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how the hell
do you make salt
any different
to be kosher
it doesnt make sense
Kosher is as dumb and useless as halal.
But it is more humane
"(of food, or premises in which food is sold, cooked, or eaten) satisfying the requirements of Jewish law."
oh im so sorry sir, i was unaware that my salt violated jewish law
Actually, both are less humane than modern methods of slaughter. They are in fact regressive in the extreme.
i must acquire jewish salt
NaCl
Sodium Cloride
Kosher meat isn't usually slaughtered in the traditional way anymore, it is usually the modern way plus a rabbi blesses it
everything is slaughtered the modern way
Halal isn't
nobody likes listening to screaming pigs all day
I really don't see what makes it better
well muslims big gay, so
So you're basically paying extra to have a bearded nonce say some magic words. Yeah. real brilliant, that.
You don't pay extra
He activated his jedi powers
Use your jedi powers to activate your almonds!
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There are entire stores up here in Canada in Jewish neighborhoods that are all Kosher and all it is is the Rabbi comes in every weekend and blesses the store
Until you show me an almond with a pair of giant tits, I refuse to believe almonds give milk.
kek
They recently released a study urging people to drink roach milk
Kosher salt doesn't have iodine in it. I understand it's commonly added to salt in America?
It is
Non iodinized salt
Iodine is added to salt because iodine is healthy, but it doesn't usually occur in nature.
I agree
Jews don't agree
They're dumb.
Bacon is delicious.
Smarter than you by average IQ
That doesn't make them right.