we have seen from history

The most Anti Islamic heretical meal my quarter Jewish ass could think of, Porkchop Tacos made with porkchops marinated in beer and pigs blood for 32 hours and seasoned with non kosher salt

that communism always leads to capitalism

and it gets rid of the communists

Salt is salt. What the hell kind of difference does kosher make?

dude that looks like shit

Kosher is approved by a Rabbi

how the hell

do you make salt

any different

to be kosher

it doesnt make sense

Kosher is as dumb and useless as halal.

But it is more humane

"(of food, or premises in which food is sold, cooked, or eaten) satisfying the requirements of Jewish law."

oh im so sorry sir, i was unaware that my salt violated jewish law

Actually, both are less humane than modern methods of slaughter. They are in fact regressive in the extreme.

i must acquire jewish salt

NaCl

Sodium Cloride

Kosher meat isn't usually slaughtered in the traditional way anymore, it is usually the modern way plus a rabbi blesses it

everything is slaughtered the modern way

Halal isn't

nobody likes listening to screaming pigs all day

I really don't see what makes it better

well muslims big gay, so

So you're basically paying extra to have a bearded nonce say some magic words. Yeah. real brilliant, that.

You don't pay extra

He activated his jedi powers

Use your jedi powers to activate your almonds!

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There are entire stores up here in Canada in Jewish neighborhoods that are all Kosher and all it is is the Rabbi comes in every weekend and blesses the store

Until you show me an almond with a pair of giant tits, I refuse to believe almonds give milk.

kek

They recently released a study urging people to drink roach milk

Kosher salt doesn't have iodine in it. I understand it's commonly added to salt in America?

It is