why dont you make apps for android/iphone

You ever program an iphone?

iPhones are for jerks

i have self esteem

It's a lot like shoving bamboo slivers under your fingernails

@n meowzers I do too, not sure what that's got to do with anything

You mean you're disgusted by dicks

You think that's debasement

My phones screen is broken and I get glass splinters in my hands

@Samaritan stop that

I have dignity. Reason I'd suck one, not take one up the ass.

I see it as a transaction where I get a huge sum of money I could probably even get away with not claiming on my taxes as a gift (would have to check the code again). I could literally pay off my car outright and buy another gun with that money.

i have more dignity than that

If anything I'd be fleasing him, for 10k you should be able to find a high class callgirl who will do way more than just swallow a single load.

fleasing?

And look way hotter doing it too

Making way more money off of something than its market value

dignity is priceless

My dignity is priceless**

@Eirshy itd be worth it for the meme

You'd hate it

That'd just make it way better

I second this

The latter part anyway

Sucking a dick wouldn't compromise your dignity imo

Or getting f'd in the A

I think you should try it

Jack is spreading his gay

Depends how you suck it

Iunno, taking it in the ass raises your rate of fecal incontinence later in life

That’s how you get aids kids

@Eirshy nah

but what if its a 🅱 eminine 🅱 enis

So taking it in the ass is likely to directly rob you of dignity.

You're thinking of people that do it a lot

jack is just gay

If you like vacuum the dick its not indignant but if you are the one getting mouth fucked then it is indignant

and a horse fucker

@n meowzers I'll fuck *you*

@Eirshy you're right about the code, US side anyway. Up to 14K a year per person.

Damn what’s with all the gay

Hahahaha