1 million Ruebles per slice.

> before the inflation

Communists: we don’t have enough bread we must create a system for more

Then they rolled out the Children For Bread scheme

u swap children for bread

Why do you need bread, huh? Some dirty imperialist, are you? Feed of the joy of you 16 hour shift, like a true comrade!

Imagine communism with people queueing for food at a McDonalds dumpster, and the McDonalds has been closed for months.

Capitalism:

me waiting on the orders to seize the means of production

Like a good commie, just do what someone else tells you to do

@BabaBooey you mean "fail to understand economics"

What economics? Just print more money!

Guys workers should own the means of productio- oh workers have been replaced by robots...

Gas gas gas economics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndJTrSarMHM

@Nat seize the bots! And crush them! So the worker can create their paradise of eternal wealth by working 16 hours a day!

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Utopia

Communism was just poorly implemented, make me the dicktator and this time it will work

We’ll be so happy using inferior tools to work in a factory for too long work days for no reward

And rationed bread

So much incentive to work hard

Because planned economies can face sudden anomalies

>truth hurts

The soviet pizza hut ad...

its not actually a resturant

its a museum of capitalism

Ratdogs, grass salad, extra extra extra thin crust pizza, brown water that’s totally coke guise

Rats? They got rationed off, like, two years ago

don't forget the ratpoop on the pizza

or that too

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Coke

Clear cola. So thats where the heavy water went...

Hey don't knock the ratburger. It's better than the soy tacos/pizzas they have on the surface.

yep