> Cumburger

Pretty much

Minus the bread

After all they’re busy fighting it

> you have to conquer the bread

1 million Ruebles per slice.

> before the inflation

Communists: we don’t have enough bread we must create a system for more

Then they rolled out the Children For Bread scheme

u swap children for bread

Why do you need bread, huh? Some dirty imperialist, are you? Feed of the joy of you 16 hour shift, like a true comrade!

Imagine communism with people queueing for food at a McDonalds dumpster, and the McDonalds has been closed for months.

Capitalism:

me waiting on the orders to seize the means of production

Like a good commie, just do what someone else tells you to do

@BabaBooey you mean "fail to understand economics"

What economics? Just print more money!

Guys workers should own the means of productio- oh workers have been replaced by robots...

Gas gas gas economics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndJTrSarMHM

@Nat seize the bots! And crush them! So the worker can create their paradise of eternal wealth by working 16 hours a day!

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Utopia

Communism was just poorly implemented, make me the dicktator and this time it will work

We’ll be so happy using inferior tools to work in a factory for too long work days for no reward

And rationed bread

So much incentive to work hard

Because planned economies can face sudden anomalies

>truth hurts

The soviet pizza hut ad...

its not actually a resturant

its a museum of capitalism

Ratdogs, grass salad, extra extra extra thin crust pizza, brown water that’s totally coke guise