Message from @cachalot

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2019-08-24 18:49:40 UTC  

i mean

2019-08-24 18:49:41 UTC  

Koalas give Chlamydia

2019-08-24 18:49:52 UTC  

they were bred as pets

2019-08-24 18:49:57 UTC  

Youre the tinfoil hat it seems, afraid of aliens maybe? @Goodwood of Dank™

2019-08-24 18:50:05 UTC  

@cachalot Kinda ironic TBH

2019-08-24 18:50:16 UTC  

they dont have stockholm, they're in their natural environment

2019-08-24 18:50:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894279558561861/unknown.png

2019-08-24 18:50:26 UTC  

Some people just want to see the rainforest burn

2019-08-24 18:50:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894324299202600/no_u.jpg

2019-08-24 18:51:38 UTC  

There is a lot we are just now learning about microbiology and parasitology

2019-08-24 18:52:02 UTC  

OOF

2019-08-24 18:52:14 UTC  

A cat owner wrote that

2019-08-24 18:52:28 UTC  

Okay, tinfoil hat

2019-08-24 18:52:31 UTC  

`T. gondii doesn’t cause human behavioural changes`

2019-08-24 18:52:36 UTC  

BIG THINK

2019-08-24 18:52:38 UTC  

Cats wrote that through the "owner"

2019-08-24 18:52:57 UTC  

Yeah, it's a whole conspiracy, dude. We're all secretly ruled by cats

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

YOU CAN'T EVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, MAN

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

Except motorcyclists in accidents have been found to be infected after the fact

2019-08-24 18:53:12 UTC  

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-08-24 18:53:18 UTC  

source that claim, please

2019-08-24 18:53:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614895066288226305/Rick-and-Morty-Season-1-Episode-8-48-b09c.jpg

2019-08-24 18:53:52 UTC  

Not all motorcycle accidents are due to something fucking up behavior

2019-08-24 18:54:19 UTC  

@cachalot my previous article debunks that

2019-08-24 18:54:34 UTC  

toxoplasmosis is known to change people

2019-08-24 18:54:39 UTC  

measurably

2019-08-24 18:54:40 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck they are largely due to riding a motorcycle, which many consider fucked up behavior to begin with

2019-08-24 18:55:00 UTC  

`The authors conclude that the hype train around this media-friendly microbe may have gone too far`

2019-08-24 18:55:27 UTC  

Cat people write articles.

2019-08-24 18:55:33 UTC  

`Toxoplasmosis was not associated with any personality traits, nor with rates of schizophrenia or depression. There was also no evidence that was linked to ‘poor impulse control’, e.g. criminal convictions, driving offenses, and accident claims on insurance. `

2019-08-24 18:55:42 UTC  

@cachalot Yeah, your article was written by a cat person

2019-08-24 18:55:53 UTC  

I gave you proof

2019-08-24 18:56:10 UTC  

Nowhere is safe from the tyranny 0f cat people

2019-08-24 18:56:27 UTC  

"proof"

2019-08-24 18:56:35 UTC  

and I debunked that proof before you gave it

2019-08-24 18:56:51 UTC  

Go cleanse yourself and get back to me

2019-08-24 18:56:57 UTC  

`The one possible exception was that suicide attempts were more common in T. gondii positive people, but this difference was only of trend significance (p=0.06). T. gondii also wasn’t correlated with IQ or other measures of cognitive performance, except on one memory test (the RAVLT, p=0.04).`

2019-08-24 18:57:05 UTC  

>oof