Message from @cachalot

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2019-08-24 18:46:10 UTC  

I....when did Toxoplasmosis infest the minds of people?

2019-08-24 18:46:34 UTC  

Its said that it might reduce risk assessment faculties

2019-08-24 18:46:40 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-08-24 18:46:47 UTC  

So there's no research on it?

2019-08-24 18:46:54 UTC  

There is

2019-08-24 18:46:59 UTC  

Duh

2019-08-24 18:47:34 UTC  

Too bad a lot of scientists have been infected. Getting horny on cat piss. Like rats

2019-08-24 18:47:55 UTC  

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/toxoplasmosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20356249
>eating undercooked contaminated meat
>but most people affected never develop signs and symptoms

2019-08-24 18:48:06 UTC  

Toxoplasmosis is the most pervasive parasite in the world, effect: some weirdos like cats

2019-08-24 18:48:33 UTC  

Neurological symptoms can be pretty subtle and can understandably go unnoticed

2019-08-24 18:48:44 UTC  
2019-08-24 18:49:11 UTC  

you *can* lose your leg from your dog licking you

2019-08-24 18:49:12 UTC  

Yeah keeping pets is psychologically and biologically gross to some degree

2019-08-24 18:49:18 UTC  

Armadillos give you leprosy

2019-08-24 18:49:31 UTC  

Too many tinfoil hats in here...

2019-08-24 18:49:33 UTC  

You spend their whole life giving them Stockholm syndrome

2019-08-24 18:49:40 UTC  

i mean

2019-08-24 18:49:41 UTC  

Koalas give Chlamydia

2019-08-24 18:49:52 UTC  

they were bred as pets

2019-08-24 18:49:57 UTC  

Youre the tinfoil hat it seems, afraid of aliens maybe? @Goodwood of Dank™

2019-08-24 18:50:05 UTC  

@cachalot Kinda ironic TBH

2019-08-24 18:50:16 UTC  

they dont have stockholm, they're in their natural environment

2019-08-24 18:50:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894279558561861/unknown.png

2019-08-24 18:50:26 UTC  

Some people just want to see the rainforest burn

2019-08-24 18:50:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894324299202600/no_u.jpg

2019-08-24 18:51:38 UTC  

There is a lot we are just now learning about microbiology and parasitology

2019-08-24 18:52:02 UTC  

OOF

2019-08-24 18:52:14 UTC  

A cat owner wrote that

2019-08-24 18:52:28 UTC  

Okay, tinfoil hat

2019-08-24 18:52:31 UTC  

`T. gondii doesn’t cause human behavioural changes`

2019-08-24 18:52:36 UTC  

BIG THINK

2019-08-24 18:52:38 UTC  

Cats wrote that through the "owner"

2019-08-24 18:52:57 UTC  

Yeah, it's a whole conspiracy, dude. We're all secretly ruled by cats

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

YOU CAN'T EVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, MAN

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

Except motorcyclists in accidents have been found to be infected after the fact

2019-08-24 18:53:12 UTC  

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-08-24 18:53:18 UTC  

source that claim, please

2019-08-24 18:53:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614895066288226305/Rick-and-Morty-Season-1-Episode-8-48-b09c.jpg

2019-08-24 18:53:52 UTC  

Not all motorcycle accidents are due to something fucking up behavior