Kek.

They have a surprising variety of monopoly iterations

at a certain point I have to wonder if Monopoly is just being the ultimate shitposter with all of its "fuck you money"

"REE! Look at this thing we don't like! LOOK AT IT!"

board games are modular as fuck

I still ahve my NFL monopoly when I used to like football

Chess is the same way. You can have pieces that represent all sorts of two-sided conflicts.

"Go directly to hell"

Produce a "Fascists vs. Commies" chess set, and you'll make a mint.

Commies are fascists

no, fascists are socialists

But fascists arent always commies

The commie king and queen would be Stalin and Lenin, respectively.

Chinese bishop

?

which would be which?

Stalon kind

There is also monopoly for boomers

Lenin queen

Do you not know what "respectively" means, in this context?

it gets you a house at the start automatically

oh, read wrong, pardon me

No worries.

makes sense, Lenin did all the work

And he was a lot more mobile than Stalin.

Also, he was Stalin's bitch boy.

Until he died.

All the pawns are chinese

Nah. They're faceless conscripts.

They can be converted

China.

Castro Rooks, Che Guevara knights

Mao bishops

Hitler king, Mussolini queen—'cos of bitch boy.

Goebbels knight?

today we learn the alphabet

Actually, the term "yard ape" isn't racist at all. It refers to Navy personnel who work in dockyards.

and they can be black, so we make them ONLY BLACK

No.