Message from @cachalot

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2019-08-24 20:00:45 UTC  

Thats how ideas were capitalized 100 years ago

2019-08-24 20:00:56 UTC  

Look at the history of kelloggs and post

2019-08-24 20:01:03 UTC  

Cereals

2019-08-24 20:02:02 UTC  

It literally was a gangsters world

2019-08-24 20:02:18 UTC  

all I know is that the guy posting all of this on twitter needs to chill and get a hobby

2019-08-24 20:02:30 UTC  

He should hang out with us

2019-08-24 20:02:33 UTC  

links to "monopoly for millenials", which I didn't even know was a thing, and a new york post article: https://nypost.com/2018/11/14/hasbros-new-monopoly-for-millennials-game-is-an-insulting-experience/

2019-08-24 20:02:56 UTC  

Kek.

2019-08-24 20:03:01 UTC  

They have a surprising variety of monopoly iterations

2019-08-24 20:03:10 UTC  

at a certain point I have to wonder if Monopoly is just being the ultimate shitposter with all of its "fuck you money"

2019-08-24 20:03:15 UTC  

"REE! Look at this thing we don't like! LOOK AT IT!"

2019-08-24 20:03:19 UTC  

board games are modular as fuck

2019-08-24 20:03:40 UTC  

I still ahve my NFL monopoly when I used to like football

2019-08-24 20:04:02 UTC  

Chess is the same way. You can have pieces that represent all sorts of two-sided conflicts.

2019-08-24 20:04:05 UTC  

"Go directly to hell"

2019-08-24 20:04:25 UTC  

Produce a "Fascists vs. Commies" chess set, and you'll make a mint.

2019-08-24 20:05:23 UTC  

Commies are fascists

2019-08-24 20:05:34 UTC  

no, fascists are socialists

2019-08-24 20:05:37 UTC  

But fascists arent always commies

2019-08-24 20:06:28 UTC  

The commie king and queen would be Stalin and Lenin, respectively.

2019-08-24 20:07:11 UTC  

Chinese bishop

2019-08-24 20:07:13 UTC  

?

2019-08-24 20:07:14 UTC  

which would be which?

2019-08-24 20:07:26 UTC  

Stalon kind

2019-08-24 20:07:30 UTC  

There is also monopoly for boomers

2019-08-24 20:07:31 UTC  

Lenin queen

2019-08-24 20:07:33 UTC  

Do you not know what "respectively" means, in this context?

2019-08-24 20:07:40 UTC  

it gets you a house at the start automatically

2019-08-24 20:07:45 UTC  

oh, read wrong, pardon me

2019-08-24 20:07:51 UTC  

No worries.

2019-08-24 20:08:01 UTC  

makes sense, Lenin did all the work

2019-08-24 20:08:15 UTC  

And he was a lot more mobile than Stalin.

2019-08-24 20:08:36 UTC  

Also, he was Stalin's bitch boy.

2019-08-24 20:08:42 UTC  

Until he died.

2019-08-24 20:09:28 UTC  

All the pawns are chinese

2019-08-24 20:09:54 UTC  

Nah. They're faceless conscripts.

2019-08-24 20:10:09 UTC  

They can be converted

2019-08-24 20:12:08 UTC  

China.

2019-08-24 20:14:39 UTC  

Castro Rooks, Che Guevara knights

2019-08-24 20:15:00 UTC  

Mao bishops

2019-08-24 20:15:51 UTC  

Hitler king, Mussolini queen—'cos of bitch boy.