board games are modular as fuck
I still ahve my NFL monopoly when I used to like football
Chess is the same way. You can have pieces that represent all sorts of two-sided conflicts.
"Go directly to hell"
Produce a "Fascists vs. Commies" chess set, and you'll make a mint.
Commies are fascists
no, fascists are socialists
But fascists arent always commies
The commie king and queen would be Stalin and Lenin, respectively.
Chinese bishop
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which would be which?
Stalon kind
There is also monopoly for boomers
Lenin queen
Do you not know what "respectively" means, in this context?
it gets you a house at the start automatically
oh, read wrong, pardon me
No worries.
makes sense, Lenin did all the work
And he was a lot more mobile than Stalin.
Also, he was Stalin's bitch boy.
Until he died.
All the pawns are chinese
Nah. They're faceless conscripts.
They can be converted
China.
Castro Rooks, Che Guevara knights
Mao bishops
Hitler king, Mussolini queen—'cos of bitch boy.
Goebbels knight?
today we learn the alphabet
Actually, the term "yard ape" isn't racist at all. It refers to Navy personnel who work in dockyards.
and they can be black, so we make them ONLY BLACK
No.
When the Navy was segregated, they didn't even trust black folks to be yard apes.
even better
classic
