@Eirshy none of them are the father

Oh that one

This is getting way too meta

There can never be too meta

But what if it is

Then reality awooms

At this point, it might as well

I always get mentally reminded of this pic when things get like this

>one shot at life

>born in eastern europe

>move to america

>George soros

>pic unrelated

Already MURICAN, don't plan on moving

Eurofag

Planning on moving the Scotland in 2 years

to the US in maybe 5

Honestly as bad as it is here, it's still way better than the vast majority of the world.

And economically it's tits

No shit

I envy your visa policy the most tbh

or rather, how Americans don't have to have visas to anywhere

Visa to Russia tho

America turned the way it is after all the manifest destiny and frontiers ran out

you guys should really conquer canada

We'll just buy Greenland

Denmark has a female PM and us Euros are butthurt

so sadly no

Don't steal panties

We actually almost took canada during the revolution way back when

but some drunk/hungover brit at the back of the fort managed to nat 20 a cannon at the guy leading the charge right after he jumped onto the wall of the fort and yelled "FOLLOW ME"

Would be interesting having whoever that guy was and Benedict Arnold have a large chunk of the fame that George Washington ended up with.

I mean why don’t we just annex Europe, what are they gonna fight back with, a non-existent army?

Yeah but doing that would then make us deal with their debt

and fuck that

While we actually probably could pull a Germany in WWI/II and win at the current moment, we'd just waste a shitload of resources and get nothing of value out of it.

Oh also actually France has nukes

so we'd have to annex everyone but them.