tfw fapping makes you go blind

no fap since 2009

@2K thats what niggers want you to think

officer i couldn't see she was underage, i have a masturbation addiction and can't see

mfw not Fapping makes you say retarded shit
Ninja hasnt fapped since 2012

Nah, that's what niggers want other niggers to think.

They don't want white people breeding, and no-fap = eventually you're gonna impregnate someone out of desperation.

False

I legit have kids

Let that sink in

Its been NoNutNovember for 7 years now

Fap into a public pool and u can impregnate many effortlessly

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Power move tbh

that thought scares me

poor ninja's kids tbh

The fact Ninja Reproduced means where fucking doomed

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Better idea, @Bones - Open up the water supply and jizz into the drinking water of an entire city.

too bad we dont have his dox to call child care services on him

It is easier to knock a lady up than not

No it means there is hope for yo virgin ass if even he could do it

@Arthur Grayborn **GAMER BOY WATER SUPPLY**

Zero effort

Fap into the Ocean and impregnate the **entire planet**

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We Live in a Society that allows men like Ninja to Copulate with Women

And both had catholic families that didn't want the drama of a scandal so I don't even have to pay for spreading my seed

Thank god for south america

He created more messicans.

Oh no. We're doomed.

we live in a **society**

where you sell your jizz to a creepy ass building

so some other niggers

can rub it on their cooch

wait

I can sell semen

let that sink in, now your offspring have a higher chance to come into contact with Ninja's genes, oh nooooooooo

for other couples' sex play?

@NinjaQuick i mean sperm banks

Ninja has children?

oh i prefer keeping it in the spank bank

What the actual fuck