How to derive pleasure from someone else's pain

hahaahha

i like where this is going

So

One day

I wanted to take a piss, during math class

I asked the teacher if I could go, she said yes

So I went through the hallway and into the girl's restroom

I asked if anyone's there, no one responded, so I went in

I unzipped ma pants and started blasting...

while I was doing that, however, I noticed something on the ground

It was blood

better investigate 😂

I freaked the fuck out and thought that there's a murderer in the toilet and that's he's gonna kill my 6 year old ass

ye

lmao

so I ran the fuck out, with my dick still out, and into the classroom I went

😂

no way

Lots of girls would murder you if they could get away with it tbh.

i imagine the whole scene like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oDGBDUKMcc

I screamt "THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM"

lmao

everyone started laughing

the russians are coming

😛

the teacher was, actually concerned

She zipped my pants and asked me to show it

gotta check it out just in case ya

you either mental or theres something wrong 😛

turns out you were just a kid!!

when she arrived and looked at the blood, she started laughing

and women dont know shit about hygiene

apparently some 9th grader had a period

but nobdoys got the balls to call em out 😄

my 6 year old dumb ass didn't know what the fuck that is

I mistaked a period for a murder

happens

shortly after I learnt what a period is

and then discovered porn

*nice*