Though I never got in trouble for it in school

thats alright then

not that they could do anything about it lol

I did a lot of dumb shit in school

So, in our school, first grader boys who were far away from the boy's restroom had to go to the girl's restroom which was closer

Basically, if I wanted to pee, I was forced to go to the girl's restroom

What can a warmyn teach a man?

we were too young to do any perverted shit, so the principal thought it's a good idea

How to derive pleasure from someone else's pain

hahaahha

i like where this is going

So

One day

I wanted to take a piss, during math class

I asked the teacher if I could go, she said yes

So I went through the hallway and into the girl's restroom

I asked if anyone's there, no one responded, so I went in

I unzipped ma pants and started blasting...

while I was doing that, however, I noticed something on the ground

It was blood

better investigate 😂

I freaked the fuck out and thought that there's a murderer in the toilet and that's he's gonna kill my 6 year old ass

ye

lmao

so I ran the fuck out, with my dick still out, and into the classroom I went

😂

no way

Lots of girls would murder you if they could get away with it tbh.

i imagine the whole scene like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oDGBDUKMcc

I screamt "THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM"

lmao

everyone started laughing

the russians are coming

😛

the teacher was, actually concerned

She zipped my pants and asked me to show it

gotta check it out just in case ya

you either mental or theres something wrong 😛

turns out you were just a kid!!

when she arrived and looked at the blood, she started laughing

and women dont know shit about hygiene