Message from @Blaster Master

Discord ID: 615171529847865344


2019-08-25 13:06:01 UTC  

She zipped my pants and asked me to show it

2019-08-25 13:06:05 UTC  

gotta check it out just in case ya

2019-08-25 13:06:13 UTC  

you either mental or theres something wrong πŸ˜›

2019-08-25 13:06:18 UTC  

turns out you were just a kid!!

2019-08-25 13:06:26 UTC  

when she arrived and looked at the blood, she started laughing

2019-08-25 13:06:26 UTC  

and women dont know shit about hygiene

2019-08-25 13:06:40 UTC  

apparently some 9th grader had a period

2019-08-25 13:06:45 UTC  

but nobdoys got the balls to call em out πŸ˜„

2019-08-25 13:07:01 UTC  

my 6 year old dumb ass didn't know what the fuck that is

2019-08-25 13:07:08 UTC  

I mistaked a period for a murder

2019-08-25 13:07:16 UTC  

happens

2019-08-25 13:07:38 UTC  

shortly after I learnt what a period is

2019-08-25 13:07:44 UTC  

and then discovered porn

2019-08-25 13:07:49 UTC  

*nice*

2019-08-25 13:10:41 UTC  

:D

2019-08-25 13:10:48 UTC  

It's a funny

2019-08-25 13:10:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/615171207565934626/zvfvp7zuv5o21.png

2019-08-25 13:10:52 UTC  

I am not sure if that's even accurate but okey

2019-08-25 13:11:03 UTC  

Noo it's just fun

2019-08-25 13:12:02 UTC  

eh my internet is too bad to load the page

2019-08-25 13:12:46 UTC  

Ok I guess you have to now tell us some history of Azerbaijan

2019-08-25 13:12:57 UTC  

Tbh I know almost nothing about it

2019-08-25 13:13:02 UTC  

Well ok scratch that

2019-08-25 13:13:12 UTC  

I know literally nothing other than it was in ussr

2019-08-25 13:13:21 UTC  

Soon the Conquest of Italy will be complete lads

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/615171858894946304/unknown.png

2019-08-25 13:13:42 UTC  

You're doing it wrong

2019-08-25 13:13:48 UTC  

no u

2019-08-25 13:13:50 UTC  

Oh hey, it's the great value Roman empire

2019-08-25 13:13:51 UTC  

alright

2019-08-25 13:13:56 UTC  

Conquer northwards and launch the spaceship

2019-08-25 13:14:03 UTC  

I'll tell you guys how the fucking commies fucked us over

2019-08-25 13:14:19 UTC  

>not unlocking the aliens ending

2019-08-25 13:14:24 UTC  

Go ahead

2019-08-25 13:14:55 UTC  

so basically

2019-08-25 13:15:02 UTC  

In the start of the 20th century

2019-08-25 13:15:05 UTC  

Don’t bet gay

2019-08-25 13:15:45 UTC  

BetCoin - don't bet gay

2019-08-25 13:15:51 UTC  

Some based Azerbaijani peeps created the based azerbaijani democratic republic

2019-08-25 13:16:03 UTC  

people had rights and shit

2019-08-25 13:16:14 UTC  

Like the DDR?