Ah

the egg sahttered inside of her

Very cool

Oh no

started bleeding

Apparently birds often die of constipation. Wonder why.

so she died

WHAAT

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WHY DID YOU TELL US THIS

what did the challenger pilots hear five seconds before explosion?
>А вы куда?!

abortion gone wrong

dab

kek

my nana used to do that kind of shit

TBH If you are going to abort your child then I wouldn’t feel bad if you died or got physically fucked up because of it

damn I also did a lot of fucked up shit to my cat

yeah but she didn't want the abortion

and she was a bird

I remember putting my cat in the toilet when I was 8

poor creature

>slav peasantry

4 years later, the cat got sick, and started eating our birds

So my mom told to shoot him

I was forced to shoot my own cat

recently, my other cat got shot by our neighbor

Wtf

how cool you had a gun

we always had to take care of litters without em

6 months ago, my dog died

but thats another thing altogether

so my dad dug him a grave

thats a nice pussy you got there

but then, the wolves came at night, dug his grave out, eat his corpse, and ran away

ye

happens a lot

since then, I swore to kill every furry

gotta dig deeper and put in a plastic bag or sumthin

respectfully of course