I'll stick to traps

so we had to forcefully pull it out

Eggs come out the ass?

cloakia

Technically it's a cloaca

yeah

but it's the same hole

One hole for all functions

Ah

the egg sahttered inside of her

Very cool

Oh no

started bleeding

Apparently birds often die of constipation. Wonder why.

so she died

WHAAT

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WHY DID YOU TELL US THIS

what did the challenger pilots hear five seconds before explosion?
>А вы куда?!

abortion gone wrong

dab

kek

my nana used to do that kind of shit

TBH If you are going to abort your child then I wouldn’t feel bad if you died or got physically fucked up because of it

damn I also did a lot of fucked up shit to my cat

yeah but she didn't want the abortion

and she was a bird

I remember putting my cat in the toilet when I was 8

poor creature

>slav peasantry

4 years later, the cat got sick, and started eating our birds

So my mom told to shoot him

I was forced to shoot my own cat

recently, my other cat got shot by our neighbor

Wtf

how cool you had a gun

we always had to take care of litters without em

6 months ago, my dog died

but thats another thing altogether