Message from @Gustavus Adolphus

Discord ID: 615178787386032138


2019-08-25 13:38:30 UTC  

poppy is gigamind

2019-08-25 13:39:17 UTC  

Top 10 pranks gone wrong
https://youtu.be/nmAbcDud2L8

2019-08-25 13:39:39 UTC  

I also showed my hand inside a peackocks ass once

2019-08-25 13:39:45 UTC  

Nice

2019-08-25 13:39:49 UTC  

multiple times actually

2019-08-25 13:39:53 UTC  

Thank you Blaster, very cool

2019-08-25 13:39:58 UTC  

there was an egg stuck in her

2019-08-25 13:40:05 UTC  

it wouldn't come out

2019-08-25 13:40:08 UTC  

Wait

2019-08-25 13:40:10 UTC  

I'll stick to traps

2019-08-25 13:40:13 UTC  

so we had to forcefully pull it out

2019-08-25 13:40:14 UTC  

Eggs come out the ass?

2019-08-25 13:40:26 UTC  

cloakia

2019-08-25 13:40:29 UTC  

Technically it's a cloaca

2019-08-25 13:40:31 UTC  

yeah

2019-08-25 13:40:32 UTC  

but it's the same hole

2019-08-25 13:40:42 UTC  

One hole for all functions

2019-08-25 13:40:42 UTC  

Ah

2019-08-25 13:40:46 UTC  

the egg sahttered inside of her

2019-08-25 13:40:48 UTC  

Very cool

2019-08-25 13:40:52 UTC  

Oh no

2019-08-25 13:40:53 UTC  

started bleeding

2019-08-25 13:40:54 UTC  

Apparently birds often die of constipation. Wonder why.

2019-08-25 13:40:56 UTC  

so she died

2019-08-25 13:41:00 UTC  

WHAAT

2019-08-25 13:41:03 UTC  

<:Help:585546822743752755>

2019-08-25 13:41:09 UTC  

WHY DID YOU TELL US THIS

2019-08-25 13:41:15 UTC  

what did the challenger pilots hear five seconds before explosion?
>А вы куда?!

2019-08-25 13:41:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/615178894751825950/1562810259875s.jpg

2019-08-25 13:41:51 UTC  

abortion gone wrong

2019-08-25 13:41:56 UTC  

dab

2019-08-25 13:42:06 UTC  

kek

2019-08-25 13:42:31 UTC  

my nana used to do that kind of shit

2019-08-25 13:43:03 UTC  

TBH If you are going to abort your child then I wouldn’t feel bad if you died or got physically fucked up because of it

2019-08-25 13:43:13 UTC  

damn I also did a lot of fucked up shit to my cat

2019-08-25 13:43:22 UTC  

yeah but she didn't want the abortion

2019-08-25 13:43:28 UTC  

and she was a bird

2019-08-25 13:43:44 UTC  

I remember putting my cat in the toilet when I was 8

2019-08-25 13:43:49 UTC  

poor creature

2019-08-25 13:44:09 UTC  

>slav peasantry

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/615179604130398208/475-4758658_gopnik-dres-adidas-slav-poland-feels-good-meme.png

2019-08-25 13:44:17 UTC  

4 years later, the cat got sick, and started eating our birds