I remember putting my cat in the toilet when I was 8

poor creature

>slav peasantry

4 years later, the cat got sick, and started eating our birds

So my mom told to shoot him

I was forced to shoot my own cat

recently, my other cat got shot by our neighbor

Wtf

how cool you had a gun

we always had to take care of litters without em

6 months ago, my dog died

but thats another thing altogether

so my dad dug him a grave

thats a nice pussy you got there

but then, the wolves came at night, dug his grave out, eat his corpse, and ran away

ye

happens a lot

since then, I swore to kill every furry

gotta dig deeper and put in a plastic bag or sumthin

respectfully of course

😂

has this ever happened to any of you guys? like, after you nut, some of the nut sticks your dick and your boxers together. and when you try to break them apart, it tears of a bit of your dickhead, and it hurts

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wat

have you ever been to turkish prison

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ

I've been to a Turkish hospital, that's the same thing

yeah...

brb gotta feed my chickens

my cute little chickens

Don't fist them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm8fYf53SMg

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don't worry I am not into bestiality

https://youtu.be/416Coawr5JA

'Airplane' is what Jihadists see 9/11 as

Actually

I shouldn't joke about that

Mutts don know what 9/11 was about