Message from @PureEvilPie

Discord ID: 615929198040842260


2019-08-27 15:19:36 UTC  

One game I fighting wars almost constantly, and by the time I had conquered enough to safely explore I found korea. They had fucking spaceports in the renaissance.

2019-08-27 15:20:00 UTC  

Like we just invented deep sea ships and these fucks have satellites.

2019-08-27 15:20:34 UTC  

Asians and germs are the best races, duh

2019-08-27 15:21:13 UTC  

I played a coop game with my brother and a couple ai. I went Zulu and he was Japan.

2019-08-27 15:21:20 UTC  

Zulu are straight up broke.

2019-08-27 15:21:31 UTC  

I simply steam rolled every nation

2019-08-27 15:21:42 UTC  

Civ V Zulu?

2019-08-27 15:21:46 UTC  

And by the time I got to my brother he just quit because he knew he couldn’t win.

2019-08-27 15:21:48 UTC  

Civ6

2019-08-27 15:21:50 UTC  

oh i also nuked the Egyptians so at least i got that before being taken over

2019-08-27 15:21:54 UTC  

didn't play 6

2019-08-27 15:21:59 UTC  

Aren't the Zulu spearchuckers

2019-08-27 15:22:02 UTC  

in civ 5 they are lots of fun

2019-08-27 15:22:10 UTC  

Imagine struggling in EU4 as a ditto

2019-08-27 15:22:13 UTC  

Austria*

2019-08-27 15:22:15 UTC  

Smh

2019-08-27 15:22:20 UTC  

Zulu can make Corp and armies earlier, and capturing a city upgrades that unit to a Corp or army.

2019-08-27 15:22:33 UTC  

Ally Poland or Russia, then PU Bohemia and Hungary

2019-08-27 15:22:41 UTC  

So you basically get a free unit for every city you capture.

2019-08-27 15:22:44 UTC  

Easy win vs ottomans

2019-08-27 15:23:13 UTC  

Wow, if only that skill applied in reality

2019-08-27 15:23:29 UTC  

They might not have spent the last ten thousand years failing to invent the wheel

2019-08-27 15:24:13 UTC  

The Zulu also get a cheaper and earlier encampment that provides a shit ton of benefits.

2019-08-27 15:24:43 UTC  

Like cocaine and Ebola?

2019-08-27 15:24:53 UTC  

Mongolia is another really op ai. I have never beat him when discovering him early.

2019-08-27 15:25:04 UTC  

Nvm, clearly I'm just being racist

2019-08-27 15:25:18 UTC  

He used the first level of horse man to instantly capture my capital after attacking it only twice with it.

2019-08-27 15:25:37 UTC  

Instakilled every troop I attacked it with.

2019-08-27 15:25:43 UTC  

Turn 20

2019-08-27 15:26:00 UTC  

Ouch

2019-08-27 15:27:28 UTC  

This horseman had the combat value of a tank.

2019-08-27 15:38:54 UTC  

So do my underfed basement niggers

2019-08-27 15:39:51 UTC  

So I come bearing news. Telegram is starting to Dox users and ban for saying things in servers that they don't like.


Someone needs to tell Sargon it's time to stop plugging them, and check out Wire instead.

2019-08-27 15:42:53 UTC  
2019-08-27 15:43:13 UTC  

So if I say nigger I get doxxed?

2019-08-27 15:44:34 UTC  

Bulbapedia had a pedo scandal of its own, IIRC.

2019-08-27 15:44:39 UTC  

@HurtChain *PROBABLY*

2019-08-27 15:44:46 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ Yeah, Metokur did a vid on it.

2019-08-27 15:44:59 UTC  

It was pretty horrendous.