Girlyman visited him after he made it to Terra and seems emps' psychic presence was much much brighter than ever

Tyrannid heaven when.

cant wait for him to do a terrible job and for arch to beat him up

I think his plans are "don't let my soul disappear in the warp in my horribly fractured state, and by god these fucking unevolved shitlords better not fuck things up in getting me back"

It'd make the Emperor the ultimate trickster out striding the deceiver and a certain blue fellow

If his whole plan all along was become warp god imao

Well, once he found out Dorn couldn't finish the life support and his body is decaying, yea, chances are somewhere in the 10k years he started thinking of that

Wait, he has a plan? That's a bad plan. Zuvassin _loves_ people with plans.

So that's why Sigmar won. He had no plan whatsoever :D

So he won through Tzeentch's favor?

Can never truly win with chaos, man. They're dicks like that.

>implying the no plan was planned

Well, depending on what you believe, maybe Emprah stole a portion of power from the chaos gods

Emperor is a chaos god

Heh, what if it was Tzeentch's disadvantage. Tzeentch had a plan for no plan to favor himself. Zuvassin threw the wrench, and Tzeentch lost. Perhaps Sigmar is a saint of Zuvassin.

Emperor is a _potential_ chaos god.

He’s the god of the chaos gods

Perhaps Zuvassin is Tzeentch <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

That'd be some fucking hellish and hilarious duality.

God of fate, and god of _fuck your plans_

After all, if Tzeentch didn't plan plans to fuck his own plans and more plans to fuck up *those* plans, he might stop existing

Yeah, but that's the antithesis. Zuvassin just opposes having a plan.

The only true god of RNG.

The Emperor protects.
Red goes fasta.

Tzeentch is behind the gay

Good thing the Orks are fucking stupid, or Chaos would be screwed.

As well as the universe, but who cares about that

Look, as long as the Tau get screwed at the end of the day

We can all be grateful for that

Legit undeniable logic.

Tau vs orks when

Just a bad idea... too many simulations of meganobs just wrecking their shit.

I kinda like the tau just because they’re fresh blood to be tested.

Depending on who they meet

It could also be fresh blood to be drank or used as a lube.

Alrighty then, time to start the game of Spot the Slaanesh Cultist

Nurgle and the 3 week old chicken tendies

Let the orks in you don't want to be **xenophobic** do you?

> Disney buys warhammer
do you blow your brains out with a shotgun, revolver or by strapping a grenade to the side of your head

Orks are a xeno of peace