The glorious Union!

Oh, you're also not allowed to leave, because... Who would want to leave such a formidable political entitiy such as ours? Did you play with those damned fascists again?

Defend bureaucracy*

Is that the actual new narrative? That Johnson is stating a fucking coup d'etat?

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legal coup, boys

When will they claim that voting is fascism?

legal coup

Just bow down to King Corbyn for democracy

I'm all for a king tbh

wouldn't bother me

daammn guys

Pardon. I meant general secretary Corbyn

i just read that one of the organizers of the straight pride parade had the police come and confiscate his guns

thats fuuucked uppp

What was the claim for it?

Potential mass murder on them gays?

https://www.superhappyfunamerica.com/2019/08/26/gun-confiscation-begins-in-massachusetts/

thats fucked up... no way id ever give up my guns

Can he sue Boston over this?

he absolutely should. dude is a combat veteran as well

I mean, that shouldn't be relevant when it comes to appliance of law, but that detective did some sketchy shit as far as I did read out of that article

while they were waiting for the warrant... id have done something... creative.

id disassemble the weapons down until i get the trigger assembly's out, then id try to sneak out the back of the house or something. with the parts that have the S/N's on them... the parts that are actually considered the "gun" . which is typically the trigger assembly

If he didn't do anything unlawful, then this is entirely intimidation tatics. He should sue the living shit out of the city.

or have a friend show up to the back of the house on foot you know, have them take the trigger assemblys and run off. then when they search the house ima have a shit eating grin

oh my bad detective... i was on a boat trip the other weekend... cleaning my trigger assemblys on my boat.. and a wave hit.. knocked them into the ocean... 🤷

my bad dude...

my dog ate it

and then ran away

knowing the police in that city... theyd confiscate your dog and fuckin xray it

An eagle grabbed them and flew away.

While I was drying them out in the sun

sorryyy id love to give them to you guys.. i really would

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But... Womp Womp

fr tho... a city where i cant have my guns... is a city i do not want to live in. fuuuuck them

Didn't chicago outright ban handguns a while back which did... Fuck all.

wooow