stfu horsie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tnH4FGbd0

Considering the fact I can't discount the idea of you kidnaping a woman and brainwashing her into being your gf

I'd say there is a strong probability that you do

yea MA

scroodge's "wife"

LMFAO

Fun helmet

that's cute

if you consider taking a girl home and fucking her until her eyes roll back in her head 'brainwashing'

guilty as charged

Well

You didn't deny the kidnapping part

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lol; not nessecary... women are sheep for alphas

Theyre also sheep for chloroform

MA the #metoo magnet

But I guess you'd know more about that than i

It is not kidnapping, it is a Surpise Relocation™

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he keeps zip ties in his car incase he needs to protest democracy and create some barricades

Hey babe

Does this smell like chloroform?

nah, I just show her my trouser snake

see if she likes pets

Can you take these pills I forgot what they were

Well I suppose women do like cute and small things as pets

@ManAnimal

https://tenor.com/uKBc.gif

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Inb4 she keeps her pet tightly on a leash at all times

Actually I heard large masculine men like small cute things as pets

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I think everyone does

you don't keeep a python on a leash

Except dogs

Small dogs are wastes of life

But that’s just your opinion

yeah, i prefer bigger dogs rather than a football with feet

You aren’t an elected representative of dog owners

You can keep it in nice and tight cute little pink cage with a sounding rod for extra securiry