Message from @Zakhan
Discord ID: 621466750713856012
Frankly, I just think they should be shot if you have a genuine problem with them.
It's a well documented fact that they target people specifically named Heath to shit on their heads
Source :heath
Also anything that big swingy around like a top with a tail as big as themselves will wreck walls
Also in my country doves have a habit of attacking small children for their snacks
Doves are barely sapient and not at all sentient. We feed, keep and slaughter a host of animals for different resources.
They are less obnoxious than the seagulls
Seagulls are the top assholes of the birb world
They are seagull prototypes and the seagull is the finished product
I don't give two shits about animal rights in the general sense. Except for a few things like unnecessary malice and animals not being able to consent.
Surprisingly most of the seagulls in my little island country fuck off to onof the smaller islands rather than bother people
@Zakhan Humans are actually the culprits behind the dove population
They were extensively bred to serve as message carriers for centuries
hence why they are so used and so adapted to the city
And maybe pets get to be treated well, too.
Humans created dove problem with their own hands
Are you saying you shouldn't fuck sheep?
they kill dogs
Our cities would most likely be taken over by sparrows, crows and ravens if not for the usefulness of doves
Would that be a bad thing, though?
Psssshh..... No.....
*hastily cancels plane ticket to Scotland *
@TheBrsrkr I see you! 👀 🗞
Fuck crows
Oh I forgot Zakhan is a dirty muslim
@TempleOfIron What's your problem calling me a fucking heathen and an apostate, you mong?
Is he a dirty Muslim or just a Muslim?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
THERE IS NO WELSH FLAG EMOJI ON DISCORD
All muslims are dirty
Is he one of those Muslims that eats pork except on holy days?
Indeed.
Probably not
Probably just a Currycel
Excuus me? wot?
Because Wales doesn't exist