Everybody has parkinsons when you're trying to hold a camera against a lens

I can't it's raining.

Shaky as fuck

Blaming the shakes

Well get a caffiene or crack addiction and fix that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Come on bro that's pretty cool eh

<:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>

I told you to make it British

Then it will be cool

Until then its gayer than Freddy Mercury

Boomer crop is british enough

All i'm hearing is excuses fam lul

So guys. What's the shortest period of time it took you from meeting a girl to having your tongue down her throat

about 30 seconds

In a club called guaba in cyprus

Because for me its about 28 years

What about how long it took you to have your hand on hers by a fire

Staring at the stars talking about puppies

No fire, I shagged her up the beach near a beached jetski <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

American, worth it.

Chad mcchadski. The soul. You need the soul

Nah, you don't need to be a chad, you just need to be plied with an excessive amount of booze

And suddenly everything can be yours <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Was she at least good looking

you just have to piss on it <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

I'm just saying she was American and beached. If you met this lassie in sea world id be running

I dunno, think she was about 5, maybe a 6, but I couldn't stand, so you cant be choosey at that point.

Just say no to butterfaces

You're better without the lard

Never felt more chad in my life than when i walked away from a crocodile tears chick i had a hard on for

Being a chad is gay bro

Exactly that's the fun

Chic-fila: Donating Millions toward Electro-Conversion Therapy for Gays

Good, we need to fix the gay problem <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

yes, we do

That's like a shock collar for gays right?

Kinda kinky when you think about it

nah, look up Alan Turing

Does it make a loud beep when they get a boner