Message from @Storin

Discord ID: 621518158368604171


2019-09-12 01:26:04 UTC  

Boomer crop is british enough

2019-09-12 01:26:32 UTC  

All i'm hearing is excuses fam lul

2019-09-12 01:26:35 UTC  

So guys. What's the shortest period of time it took you from meeting a girl to having your tongue down her throat

2019-09-12 01:26:44 UTC  

about 30 seconds

2019-09-12 01:26:49 UTC  

In a club called guaba in cyprus

2019-09-12 01:26:57 UTC  

Because for me its about 28 years

2019-09-12 01:27:30 UTC  

What about how long it took you to have your hand on hers by a fire

2019-09-12 01:27:48 UTC  

Staring at the stars talking about puppies

2019-09-12 01:27:50 UTC  

No fire, I shagged her up the beach near a beached jetski <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-12 01:28:10 UTC  

American, worth it.

2019-09-12 01:28:13 UTC  

Chad mcchadski. The soul. You need the soul

2019-09-12 01:28:34 UTC  

Nah, you don't need to be a chad, you just need to be plied with an excessive amount of booze

2019-09-12 01:28:42 UTC  

And suddenly everything can be yours <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:28:45 UTC  

Was she at least good looking

2019-09-12 01:28:51 UTC  

you just have to piss on it <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:29:21 UTC  

I'm just saying she was American and beached. If you met this lassie in sea world id be running

2019-09-12 01:29:39 UTC  

I dunno, think she was about 5, maybe a 6, but I couldn't stand, so you cant be choosey at that point.

2019-09-12 01:30:12 UTC  

Just say no to butterfaces

2019-09-12 01:30:18 UTC  

You're better without the lard

2019-09-12 01:31:02 UTC  

Never felt more chad in my life than when i walked away from a crocodile tears chick i had a hard on for

2019-09-12 01:31:16 UTC  

Being a chad is gay bro

2019-09-12 01:31:23 UTC  

Exactly that's the fun

2019-09-12 01:31:25 UTC  

Chic-fila: Donating Millions toward Electro-Conversion Therapy for Gays

2019-09-12 01:31:40 UTC  

Good, we need to fix the gay problem <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:31:46 UTC  

yes, we do

2019-09-12 01:31:48 UTC  

That's like a shock collar for gays right?

2019-09-12 01:31:58 UTC  

Kinda kinky when you think about it

2019-09-12 01:31:59 UTC  

nah, look up Alan Turing

2019-09-12 01:32:07 UTC  

Does it make a loud beep when they get a boner

2019-09-12 01:32:23 UTC  

It's meant to taze the gay out of them

2019-09-12 01:32:25 UTC  

You know i fucking bet that'd work

2019-09-12 01:32:33 UTC  

I watched some electro porn on the hub before, not gonna lie, wasn't bad <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:32:45 UTC  

If you associated gay thoughts with 76000 volts you'd probably stoo

2019-09-12 01:32:49 UTC  

Or learn to like it

2019-09-12 01:32:55 UTC  

480V Therapy

2019-09-12 01:33:10 UTC  

Well it will either knock the gay out of them or put the joker in them

2019-09-12 01:33:12 UTC  

P prefer DDC

2019-09-12 01:33:16 UTC  

DC

2019-09-12 01:33:33 UTC  

DC will fuck your day up

2019-09-12 01:33:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/621518729993256960/s99lf2lmnbj31.png

2019-09-12 01:33:53 UTC  

muscles actually catch fire