Message from @Storin

Discord ID: 621516825619857416


2019-09-12 01:23:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/621516168129413121/IMG_20190822_030131.jpg

2019-09-12 01:23:24 UTC  

Took pic of moon bro

2019-09-12 01:23:31 UTC  

k

2019-09-12 01:23:35 UTC  

Aint that schwifty

2019-09-12 01:23:39 UTC  

thats gay as fuck

2019-09-12 01:23:46 UTC  

Needs to be more British

2019-09-12 01:23:49 UTC  

Damnit, I forgot that I had a taste for chicken.. instead I went to a pricey burger joint in the airport.

2019-09-12 01:23:50 UTC  

I challenge you to take a picture of the moon with your phone

2019-09-12 01:24:06 UTC  

Why, you've met the daily quota for gayness already

2019-09-12 01:24:22 UTC  

Everybody has parkinsons when you're trying to hold a camera against a lens

2019-09-12 01:24:24 UTC  

I can't it's raining.

2019-09-12 01:24:26 UTC  

Shaky as fuck

2019-09-12 01:24:36 UTC  

Blaming the shakes

2019-09-12 01:24:46 UTC  

Well get a caffiene or crack addiction and fix that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:25:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/621516637677289515/IMG_20190822_030308.jpg

2019-09-12 01:25:23 UTC  

Come on bro that's pretty cool eh

2019-09-12 01:25:26 UTC  

<:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>

2019-09-12 01:25:32 UTC  

I told you to make it British

2019-09-12 01:25:36 UTC  

Then it will be cool

2019-09-12 01:25:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/621516791738269716/Screenshot_20190722-084659.jpg

2019-09-12 01:25:58 UTC  

Until then its gayer than Freddy Mercury

2019-09-12 01:26:04 UTC  

Boomer crop is british enough

2019-09-12 01:26:32 UTC  

All i'm hearing is excuses fam lul

2019-09-12 01:26:35 UTC  

So guys. What's the shortest period of time it took you from meeting a girl to having your tongue down her throat

2019-09-12 01:26:44 UTC  

about 30 seconds

2019-09-12 01:26:49 UTC  

In a club called guaba in cyprus

2019-09-12 01:26:57 UTC  

Because for me its about 28 years

2019-09-12 01:27:30 UTC  

What about how long it took you to have your hand on hers by a fire

2019-09-12 01:27:48 UTC  

Staring at the stars talking about puppies

2019-09-12 01:27:50 UTC  

No fire, I shagged her up the beach near a beached jetski <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-12 01:28:10 UTC  

American, worth it.

2019-09-12 01:28:13 UTC  

Chad mcchadski. The soul. You need the soul

2019-09-12 01:28:34 UTC  

Nah, you don't need to be a chad, you just need to be plied with an excessive amount of booze

2019-09-12 01:28:42 UTC  

And suddenly everything can be yours <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:28:45 UTC  

Was she at least good looking

2019-09-12 01:28:51 UTC  

you just have to piss on it <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

2019-09-12 01:29:21 UTC  

I'm just saying she was American and beached. If you met this lassie in sea world id be running

2019-09-12 01:29:39 UTC  

I dunno, think she was about 5, maybe a 6, but I couldn't stand, so you cant be choosey at that point.

2019-09-12 01:30:12 UTC  

Just say no to butterfaces

2019-09-12 01:30:18 UTC  

You're better without the lard

2019-09-12 01:31:02 UTC  

Never felt more chad in my life than when i walked away from a crocodile tears chick i had a hard on for