I mean, tits will sell me anything

So i could sell you being trans with tits?

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True 4D chess

a true gentleman, treating her like a lady

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It’s a win win

For her she loses no matter what

maybe he's a good fuck? why does no one think of that

maybe if the amount of lesbian per square inch would stop coagulating in your region, you'd get that reaction more often

I mean, I don't know anyone other than me that actively researches the most reliable ways to achieve the female orgasm, but I'm open to believing someone else can, too.

female orgasm is a myth

pro-tip, use toys, they can be fun for everyone

guys bitching and moaning when their partner pull out a dildo or vibrator after they finish are lazy cunts

Actively research perhaps not. But 15 years together so we have a pretty good idea of what each other likes 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well of course practical experimentation will achieve better results >.>

Also the apparently rare ability to openly discuss things so that helps as well.

yeah, no shit, communicate, people

fucking bugs the shit out of me about adultery plot-points in modern media

literally everything could be solved by talking

You will be surprised how much people don’t. Couples together for years don’t know the first thing about each other.

or if not solved, help avoid a worse outcome

Woman is not a combination lock, you can just ask

@Thereth this i don't understand

how are they coupled if they don't talk

did grug just peg meg or what

though sometimes you will meet people like this

okay if his name is grug, I must assume alcohol was involved

it bothers me that there are women who don't know how to talk either

like, as a person to another person

They get to a point where they live together and don’t learn anything else about each other. Over time we change as people and they don’t get to know the “new” person and wonder why their partner of 10 years is t exactly the same as they were when they first got together.

My mother was a master of not saying what she means

"go get that red thing on the right above below"

And the thing is not even where she meant it be

I have made sure we have absolutely no taboo or untouchable subjects in my house.

Oh and it was not red either

Any question can be asked with as honest an answer as possible.

It has unfortunately made my children grow up faster then their friends but it is worthwhile overall I believe.

@Thereth im assuming thats 'we can discuss anything' but doesnt mean you will get a positive response

Of course. However I have always told the kids if they can give me a legitimate, logical reason for a negative action I will not punish them.

'dad im thinking about doing nude modeling online' == *cancel isp and phone contracts*