https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1185197054932475904?s=19

jesus christ uk

man the fuck up and purge your subversives already

uk police is an absolute joke

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/547866112612761619/634588413302931467/unknown.png?width=632&height=1135

the dream

Ara-Ara

when you have plenty of oreos but not enough cream

The right Ara Ara makes the D go Ora Ora

or MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

That's rape

tbh as madeningly fucking potent as my sex drive is, I have to concede that five gals at once is a bit beyond my current capabilities

It still works, doesn't it?

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if you got 5 wamen, that event isn't about them

This joker movie be giving a big spook

Joker got me to spooked

you can run out of cum but not out of tongue

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@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) *IS THAT A CHALLENGE?*

pretty sure no dude in existence can take on 5 women at once

https://tenor.com/view/danielle-campbell-the-originals-is-that-achallenge-gif-8441139

Not if you take penis enlargement pills

those don't exist

Viagra does

viagra doesn't increase your penis size

it does when you not hard

and it makes you hard

but viagra makes you stay hard

yes

so it helps when you not hard

so... if you stay hard long enough to pleasure 5 women you're going to have a heart attack

OH WELL

Not a bad way to go, eh?

I mean if you want to go out that way, all power to ya

if you want to go super extreme hard mode

Give the women viagra (or its equivalent)

Now that'd be a challenge

viagra wouldn't do that much since women already don't have a refractory period