He is an actor

@ubermensch
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And I’m sure he does enjoy it

Now it just needs legs

And self flinging potential

We can make it better. Stronger. Faster.

I guess you can call it.... hard headed

Ha

Knee slapper

Careful about slapping your knee with it.

That is true

It wouldn't be as painful as sounding with it, but it probably would still be unpleasant and ill-advised.

I’m just waiting for the mob with pickaxes to show up

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To defeat the rock cult

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We've already started

We shall shape the rock to our will

Please stop with the rock posting

But we must defeat the rocks

rock hard

@ubermensch
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Would this be an acceptable shape?

ROCK ON BROTHER

Nice macana.

Or whatever it's called.

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Macuahuitl

Aren’t those made out of obsidian?

Well you know

Urethral beads

Are a thing

That's kinda like rocka

And kidney stones are naturally occurring kink rocks

Why don’t we just make steel to defeat the rocks

rock and ball torture

That’s how we beat obsidian shit

Steel is made from rocks

And tbh regular rocks can beat obsidian

It's a really shitty material

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