If I post other rocks I'm just Posting pictures of rocks

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I’m hoping the rock will rebel and just fling itself

But I'm pioneering rock.posting

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I own this rock

It does what I say

That’s like saying your pioneering hitting trees with sticks

please, coerce me, dear

Is tree hitting a thing

We could start that next

But I'm busy rock Posting currently

Too late I found a YouTuber already dedicating his channel to hitting trees with sticks

https://youtu.be/9AmRlb71JJY

I ain't about that life

Doesn't Rock

My bets on the rock coming alive just to spite you

The Rock is gonna be famous

And the rocks gonna god damn enjoy it

The rock is already famous

He is an actor

@ubermensch
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And I’m sure he does enjoy it

Now it just needs legs

And self flinging potential

We can make it better. Stronger. Faster.

I guess you can call it.... hard headed

Ha

Knee slapper

Careful about slapping your knee with it.

That is true

It wouldn't be as painful as sounding with it, but it probably would still be unpleasant and ill-advised.

I’m just waiting for the mob with pickaxes to show up

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To defeat the rock cult

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We've already started

We shall shape the rock to our will

Please stop with the rock posting

But we must defeat the rocks

rock hard