Message from @Uksio

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2019-09-08 17:14:12 UTC  

fungi fries

2019-09-08 17:14:40 UTC  

If that shows up on discord I'll remember, you thought of the mushroom hat first

2019-09-08 17:14:41 UTC  

@randomNPCno3 It grows at the rate of 1cm/month from a single dot, but you can seed multiple

2019-09-08 17:15:30 UTC  

I tell a lie, Nintendo beat you to it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/620306229142749207/220px-Toad_3D_Land.png

2019-09-08 17:15:36 UTC  

How durable... it is comparable to a weak cotton (the type that used in overalls - made of chaotically unorganised and tangled stands)

2019-09-08 17:16:06 UTC  

Feels completely like fabric when dry

2019-09-08 17:16:12 UTC  

So kind of like simple fleece?

2019-09-08 17:16:25 UTC  

Behaves like a material between paper and fabric (gets creased)

2019-09-08 17:16:29 UTC  

Or felt

2019-09-08 17:16:48 UTC  

only (very big) issue is that it starts sprouting again once it gets wet (sweat, rain)

2019-09-08 17:17:34 UTC  

Those sports Bros who never take off their hat would have a full mask

2019-09-08 17:17:43 UTC  

One very proper use of this fabric can be - burial clothes for the deceased

2019-09-08 17:17:44 UTC  

Mushroom mask

2019-09-08 17:17:55 UTC  

It will decay with the corpse without a trace

2019-09-08 17:18:27 UTC  

You can give it very glam appearance

2019-09-08 17:18:42 UTC  

That's an actual market for it. And the funeral homes are always looking for some new insanely pricey thing to tack on to death

2019-09-08 17:18:56 UTC  

lol indeed

2019-09-08 17:19:01 UTC  

I still have a sample

2019-09-08 17:19:16 UTC  

The best one grew on coffee beans for some reason

2019-09-08 17:19:51 UTC  

There is a big difference in strand strength depending on the food that you give to the very same fungi

2019-09-08 17:20:18 UTC  

Probably coffee contains some materials that reinforce it more

2019-09-08 17:20:37 UTC  

Growing the same fungi on sugar is weaker

2019-09-08 17:21:50 UTC  

Lol

2019-09-08 17:22:17 UTC  

If women truly obtained equality in society. They'd hate it

2019-09-08 17:22:51 UTC  

True

2019-09-08 17:22:59 UTC  

Yup

2019-09-08 17:23:41 UTC  

Every time I talk to a feminist, I say are you ready for a draft. Then they stop in there step

2019-09-08 17:24:07 UTC  

Feminists quickly understood that.

They're not advocating for equality but for female privilege.

2019-09-08 17:24:46 UTC  

The new social class that is untouchable.

2019-09-08 17:37:53 UTC  

We all know what happens to untouchable classes eventually

2019-09-08 17:37:58 UTC  

They become an aristocracy

2019-09-08 17:38:49 UTC  

And then the majority take their fucking heads

2019-09-08 17:40:08 UTC  

We french people are very familiar with beheadings.

2019-09-08 17:40:29 UTC  

Trust me when I saw not all guillotines have been... Decomissioned.

2019-09-08 17:44:19 UTC  

How can you be heavily pregnant.

2019-09-08 17:44:21 UTC  

Like fat?

2019-09-08 17:44:34 UTC  

Like what makes a person more pregnant than pregnant

2019-09-08 17:46:07 UTC  

having triplets

2019-09-08 17:46:08 UTC  

i guess