Stonks?

It will decay in a year or so

But you can

I am not sure how edible that "fungi fabruic" would be, but it would be more edible than a cotton hat when fried

woah

How long does it take to grow, how durable was it? How much does the process cost? I find it unlikely it becomes more than just an experiment

But sounds interesting

I should get my sample out and grow a baseball-cap-shape, dry it out
>> Then deep fry it on camera and eat it

Instant internet legend

fungi fries

If that shows up on discord I'll remember, you thought of the mushroom hat first

@randomNPCno3 It grows at the rate of 1cm/month from a single dot, but you can seed multiple

I tell a lie, Nintendo beat you to it

How durable... it is comparable to a weak cotton (the type that used in overalls - made of chaotically unorganised and tangled stands)

Feels completely like fabric when dry

So kind of like simple fleece?

Behaves like a material between paper and fabric (gets creased)

Or felt

only (very big) issue is that it starts sprouting again once it gets wet (sweat, rain)

Those sports Bros who never take off their hat would have a full mask

One very proper use of this fabric can be - burial clothes for the deceased

Mushroom mask

It will decay with the corpse without a trace

You can give it very glam appearance

That's an actual market for it. And the funeral homes are always looking for some new insanely pricey thing to tack on to death

lol indeed

I still have a sample

The best one grew on coffee beans for some reason

There is a big difference in strand strength depending on the food that you give to the very same fungi

Probably coffee contains some materials that reinforce it more

Growing the same fungi on sugar is weaker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593111994941571093/620007486354882570/nigger_trashed.gif

Lol

If women truly obtained equality in society. They'd hate it

True

Yup

Every time I talk to a feminist, I say are you ready for a draft. Then they stop in there step

Feminists quickly understood that.

They're not advocating for equality but for female privilege.

The new social class that is untouchable.

We all know what happens to untouchable classes eventually

They become an aristocracy