All because I attended a german-lithuanian gymnasium in Germany

ahhh

They want Memel back

lol

Was at the wrong time in a wrong place when they targeted the school kids

The worst they did was to detach my rib that was shot by policeman before

what?

Germany has actual neo Nazis?

Crazy

it does

I mean, it was already popping out before and started to heal back with the sternum, but they made it dislocated again with a baseball bat

Hay guyz, this is totally off topic

but

Every hole is a goal.

I've come to realize that

Orange man really is bad

@Lucienne d'Anwyl duuh, there are nutters still

Jeeze

Especially in the far north of Germany, the former East germany, and in northern Bavaria

tbh until orange man starts throwing dems out of helis he wont get my vote

Several distinct pockets of them

I feel like being such a big gay right now that im going to dab my penis inside Lucie

Germany is weird. @Uksio

I thought their police was supposed to crack down on such shit

At least from my visit there

Well it's be straighter than with your gf

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Bold of you to assume he has a gf

See this is why Lucie is biggest gay for me

He does

I know him

i love him back equally of course

Oh my

I'm impressed.

She's black tho

@Tonight at 11 - DOOM I took a drunken bet that I will take a shot to the bulletproof vest (actually two of them, but that's an aside)
And I won the bet
It only cost me a huge bruise on my chest and a dislocated rib from sternum, that still occasionally pops out to this day

Hence the jokes

:3

Sad.

Fun with Moscow police, nothing special