Message from @Tonight at 11 - DOOM

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2019-09-02 18:26:21 UTC  

But they're still good boys

2019-09-02 18:26:22 UTC  

>> instructions unclear
got a cold shower, dull razer and skipped the work

2019-09-02 18:26:25 UTC  

that is some alabama tier shit

2019-09-02 18:26:27 UTC  

my white nigger

2019-09-02 18:26:30 UTC  

when they were going for: Empire is Dward-influenced humans and Bretonnia is Elf-influenced Humans

2019-09-02 18:26:43 UTC  

they changed course after a time

2019-09-02 18:26:49 UTC  

I'm literally taking a shit. My anus is expanding to allow the logs through.

2019-09-02 18:26:55 UTC  

and Bretonnia gradually became less and less relevant

2019-09-02 18:27:11 UTC  

Bretonnia got culturally enrichened

2019-09-02 18:27:12 UTC  

but became the land of Honour and Chivalry par excellence

2019-09-02 18:27:21 UTC  

I'm five beers into this morning.

2019-09-02 18:27:35 UTC  

And I farted and it was liquid.

2019-09-02 18:27:40 UTC  

Bretonnia are actually the chaddest humans tho

2019-09-02 18:27:43 UTC  

They used to be the only Human realm to allow for the practice of all magic

2019-09-02 18:27:44 UTC  

They have crusader states

2019-09-02 18:27:50 UTC  

but that got retconned hard

2019-09-02 18:27:57 UTC  

upgraded version

2019-09-02 18:27:57 UTC  

They're anti magic now ye?

2019-09-02 18:28:01 UTC  

Huehue

2019-09-02 18:28:03 UTC  

not anti

2019-09-02 18:28:04 UTC  

Except for the far enchantress

2019-09-02 18:28:06 UTC  

Somehow

2019-09-02 18:28:07 UTC  

Rustle meow maga

2019-09-02 18:28:07 UTC  

but very restrictive

2019-09-02 18:28:10 UTC  

Ottomans done goofed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618150183871578151/image0.png

2019-09-02 18:28:10 UTC  

Fae

2019-09-02 18:28:26 UTC  

only the whamen that get stolen by the Elves get to be magic peepo

2019-09-02 18:28:30 UTC  

all else is haram

2019-09-02 18:28:32 UTC  

América is great, a nation where rustle meow isn't illegal

2019-09-02 18:28:37 UTC  

Oog

2019-09-02 18:28:45 UTC  

>not having a racist hatred for elves

2019-09-02 18:28:50 UTC  

At some point I'm gonna get my news podcast show thing running again, I just made this little intro in FL studio. Thonks?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618150357754708017/News_Intro.mp3

2019-09-02 18:28:56 UTC  

What kinda Humans *don't* hate elves

2019-09-02 18:29:08 UTC  

I love elves

2019-09-02 18:29:12 UTC  

They age really slowly

2019-09-02 18:29:14 UTC  

Tho granted their deity is an elf ye?

2019-09-02 18:29:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/618150473525886995/image0.png

2019-09-02 18:29:25 UTC  

Bretonnia is pretty Chad, in that their nobility actually IS Ubermenschen

2019-09-02 18:29:27 UTC  

So a 18 year old elf doesn't look 18 at all 😏

2019-09-02 18:29:29 UTC  

unironically