>not having a racist hatred for elves

At some point I'm gonna get my news podcast show thing running again, I just made this little intro in FL studio. Thonks?

What kinda Humans *don't* hate elves

I love elves

They age really slowly

Tho granted their deity is an elf ye?

Bretonnia is pretty Chad, in that their nobility actually IS Ubermenschen

So a 18 year old elf doesn't look 18 at all 😏

unironically

@NinjaQuick yes the do

Usually elves mature same rate as humans

No, they don't.

Until they're 20

Then they stoo

Maybe your shitty elves.

In most settings

They don't mature mentally

Better elves age ultra slowly.

But physically

The Grail Knight have bioluminescent golden blood and heal so fast you can see the wounds closing

So you get a 300 year old that looks 12.

Mm

Hnng

Grail knights are kinda weak

In TW

If that's the case

they also were on tabetop, but that's because they fucking never got updates

Oh yes

in the fluff they powerful

I forgot you were a pedophile ninja

actually wanting a scapegoat to stick your dick into a tight fleshy spot

second only to Blood Knights

Blood knights are still stronger?

How lol

you earn a special place in the shooting block, comrade

Aren't they just vampire cavalry

Vampires are mega op in this setting

Tight fleshy spot?

Please explain