idk it just seems odd to me that he could eat like that for long enough to go deaf and blind, and never had any symptoms other than that serious enough to go to a doctor and get his shit figured out

or whole egg mayo

IDK

Fucking egg mayo is good

no eg mayo is fucking cancer

all mayo has eggs

wtf

it's not mayo otherwise

whole egg mayo

not necessarily there are non-egg variants but they're awful

vs not whole egg

muten wants to eat jacks mayo

@dichloroarsine The doctor can't fix an issue if he never goes to the doctor

owo

yea that's what i figure, he must not have ever gone to a doctor

lmao

until he literally went deaf and blind

xD

@JackH670 That reviewer musta been deaf and blind

we need a game journo emote, idk what it would be but we need one

machitosh

maybe this

no that's tim pool

probs just one of those caps with the little helicopter wings on top

https://imgur.com/gallery/E3sqy7F

dunce cap emote with "KOTAKU" written on it

trying to find the tweet is painful

the independent post the same shit like 4 times

@SideTracker retard

I fucking hate how these people latch onto Legend of Zelda. It's not because they like the games, it's because its popular, has vintage and because they want to shove regressive propaganda down our throats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IifF-kT8XM

lol

Just you watch, the next LoZ, if it isn't universally popular, they'll scream a demand for 'muh female link'

@Violetskies thank you mister 2014

thank god sargoy's gonna set em straight

the only proper way to use zelda as propaganda is to show how cute link is in a dress to promote traps

Violet is such a boomer honestly

Trap is code for hot girl I want to rape

hot girl (male) i want to rape

keep up