@Lucienne d'Anwyl 100% gimpsuit far

how can he say that with a straight face...

Still trying to unfuck myself

too little too late

@spooky ducc you'd date cute girl who had a big dicc don't lie

@spooky ducc that first image you posted looks a bit like mei from overwatch

No I’d probably kill her

“Her”

they were consistantly complaining about money used for brexit preps .. now its "too little too littel" what a cretin

I found a non hentai manga that is about Futanari elves

Namely for not telling me there was a penis

That’s how you get your ass kicked tbh

If I found out the cute girl I had been dating had a cock, I'd insist on either bringing an actual legit woman into the relationship, or breaking things off.

@Danacrag my gf is cute but her dick isn't big. It's not small, but it's not like, massive

I wouldn’t have sex until marriage.

lolol

I don't use the thing anyway, aside from ensuring she gets off

i dunno

i wouldnt want to be in a gimpsuit

but having a gf in one would be hawt

Ergo if I only found out after marriage I’d have the strongest case in Orthodox history for a divorce

@Arthur Grayborn that wouldn't work either

And a dead body

Polyfags are just lying to themselves

>tfw no Christian gf who won't show me her dicc until marriage

^jack

One person is superfluous

Polyfags are indeed lying.

Poly is gay

Futanari are a genetic abomination

I'm legit bisexual. Not gay. Mostly straight, but into feminine guys as well.

Not against monogamy, but not against a relationship with a woman and a cute guy at the same time.

In the Emperor’s name they must be cleansed

futanari arent real tho

exactly

bisexuals are gay

Also open to a relationship with two bisexual women, but let's be honest.

That doesn't happen in real life.

there are trace few people with hermaphroditic disorders

But they aren’t like

once you have sex with a dude you are gay

Full on double D horse cocked monstrosities of Hell