Message from @Eccles

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2019-09-03 23:55:34 UTC  

TRUTH, brother

2019-09-03 23:55:47 UTC  

but they stop being childish, they just become psychotic

2019-09-03 23:55:50 UTC  

I swear my mrs intentionally winds me up sometimes to get me to shout at her

2019-09-03 23:56:07 UTC  

lol; don't they all do that?

2019-09-03 23:56:14 UTC  

And when I don't bite she just keeps pushing it

2019-09-03 23:56:30 UTC  

Bro

2019-09-03 23:56:33 UTC  

Come Here! Come Here! Come Here! Get Away! Get Away! Get Away!

2019-09-03 23:56:40 UTC  

Just tell her if she keeps it up you're gonna bend her over

2019-09-03 23:56:58 UTC  

I mean she'd like that

2019-09-03 23:57:00 UTC  

It's consent if she keeps it up.

2019-09-03 23:57:25 UTC  

Sometimes you gotta fuck, you might not want to, it might be tiring

2019-09-03 23:57:30 UTC  

mood

2019-09-03 23:57:34 UTC  

You might be sore or frustrated

2019-09-03 23:57:35 UTC  

Wouldn't want to reinforce her negative behaviour

2019-09-03 23:57:40 UTC  

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

2019-09-03 23:57:50 UTC  

Are there some salty former tories, Jack?

2019-09-03 23:58:06 UTC  

it's a subtweet

2019-09-03 23:58:10 UTC  

theres more context to it

2019-09-03 23:58:21 UTC  

Well,. David Gauke is a complete shit

2019-09-03 23:59:13 UTC  

"Oh my god they disagreed on things! WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON!"

2019-09-03 23:59:16 UTC  

This isn't good. Realize the Conservatives are going to be so fucking splittered after this, Labour is going to have a united front

2019-09-03 23:59:25 UTC  

you guys are so fucked

2019-09-03 23:59:34 UTC  

uh no

2019-09-03 23:59:35 UTC  

I don't shout at my girlfriend because I think shouting just brings about a bad environment

2019-09-04 00:00:03 UTC  

conservatives are healing, ma

2019-09-04 00:00:11 UTC  

Don't escalate it

2019-09-04 00:00:17 UTC  

Just change the energy

2019-09-04 00:00:18 UTC  

why shout, when you can beat her with a tv remote.

2019-09-04 00:00:30 UTC  

Redirect her emotions

2019-09-04 00:00:39 UTC  

But she'll do shit like ask to spend time with me then ask to go play wow

2019-09-04 00:00:51 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-04 00:00:52 UTC  

if you say so, you know better than I. However, I think it's a mistake to choose this juncture to show a divided front to the Remainers

2019-09-04 00:01:06 UTC  

Don't hit too hard. still gotta cook you dinner...

2019-09-04 00:01:06 UTC  

traitors before enemies jim jam

2019-09-04 00:01:13 UTC  

Then call her on her shit, she goes to play wow, you be like well this was us time, and daddy's hard

2019-09-04 00:01:17 UTC  

They're not showing a divided front to remainers

2019-09-04 00:01:19 UTC  

Quite the opposite

2019-09-04 00:01:39 UTC  

Ohshit the salt

2019-09-04 00:01:43 UTC  

so giving people Das Boot is a united front?