Wamen are just crazy at any age

I'm not saying that's not the case

TRUTH, brother

but they stop being childish, they just become psychotic

I swear my mrs intentionally winds me up sometimes to get me to shout at her

lol; don't they all do that?

And when I don't bite she just keeps pushing it

Bro

Come Here! Come Here! Come Here! Get Away! Get Away! Get Away!

Just tell her if she keeps it up you're gonna bend her over

I mean she'd like that

It's consent if she keeps it up.

Sometimes you gotta fuck, you might not want to, it might be tiring

https://twitter.com/DavidGauke/status/1169024669057527808

mood

You might be sore or frustrated

Wouldn't want to reinforce her negative behaviour

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

Are there some salty former tories, Jack?

it's a subtweet

theres more context to it

https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1168870905587609605

Well,. David Gauke is a complete shit

"Oh my god they disagreed on things! WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON!"

This isn't good. Realize the Conservatives are going to be so fucking splittered after this, Labour is going to have a united front

you guys are so fucked

uh no

I don't shout at my girlfriend because I think shouting just brings about a bad environment

conservatives are healing, ma

Don't escalate it

Just change the energy

why shout, when you can beat her with a tv remote.

Redirect her emotions

But she'll do shit like ask to spend time with me then ask to go play wow

Yeah

if you say so, you know better than I. However, I think it's a mistake to choose this juncture to show a divided front to the Remainers

Don't hit too hard. still gotta cook you dinner...

traitors before enemies jim jam

Then call her on her shit, she goes to play wow, you be like well this was us time, and daddy's hard

They're not showing a divided front to remainers

Quite the opposite