god damn fucking lazy cheapskates

Just rehashing older games, with older maps/gamemodes.

And diablo IV, "the game is 'not coming anytime soon" means they never worked on the game yet.

Yup 2 years minimum before its out

2 years of crunch hours of beginning development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XznU3L3uWD8

They complain about the boob plate yet no one mentions she impales Nightmare's crotch with her spear

can you eat that pokemon

good sir you cant eat them

*what*

It's the dragon butts of Dark Souls

lol

The only thing I was even mildly interested in at blizzcon was pve/story overwatch stuff, but it’ll probably be shit anyway, and fuck paying blizzard a single penny

Heh

Flapple

grass dragon

Carpet-muncher

So, I read a review of Death Stranding

Apparently it's in a large part literal walking simulator

You're a courier and walking around with things is the basic premise.

And when I say walking simulator, I mean it. Having to put on your equipment and deliveries so you are balanced because if you got a lot of load on you, you get easily toppled over. Scaling the terrain is an important element too. But shit like ladders means you can carry less deliveries!

I played the first half of Black Mesa yesterday and it's mostly a walking simulator with some shooting of headcrabs

Apparently most Death Stranding shootangs can be evaded. Also, there's some resource management on top of that.

Leave it to madlad Kojima to make a walking simulator into one of the most hyped games <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

https://youtu.be/aL4_zv_r0KM

That hairstyle tho

He has no hair and all the hair at the same time.

What happen, Bracc?

Holy shit <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

nah, Death Stranding looks solid

you can't really call it a "walking simulator" when the objective is to avoid dangers

that's like calling stealth games "walking simulators"

Supposedly, controlling sam in that game is like riding a bike

He'll be in constant danger of falling over which you'll have to manage

That sounds like shit

Like, Last Guardian levels of unfun

It seems to make traversing an open world more interesting than just pushing forward on a thumbstick or pressing w and pointing in a certain direction

Also part of maintaining balance is paying attention to what you're walking on because different terrain gives you better footing