a situation where a netflix adaption to a story was fucking peak reference material next to the following attempt

^

FUCKING DO IT, SHOW ME NIGS CHIMPING OUT

Still need to see The Highwaymen, but still

Popeye's has you covered.

@Edelgard von Hresvelg

That's fucking good

summary of today's SHIT
https://twitter.com/VayroGryphon/status/1048327476626292736

aight niggas im gonna try out disney plus's free trial

dont get yo dick stuck in it like last time

Meanwhile diversity princess on dysney plus

bond's new spymaster is codename **N**

no mr bond, i expect you to *swim*

wtf disney plus only has a 7 day trial period

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imagine the handy Js

I really hope this is the timeline where Chinaball shakes off its totalitarian type policies because of the USA goading it into getting serious and we find out that Chinese ppl also like the good parts of American and Japanese culture.

@Grok You saw this bit of news? https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/11/25/hong-kong-election-beijing-media-delusions-victory/

@Uksio jean smuggling?

*that and thickening her legs?*

She's like an onion

She got layers

lol

make shrek love to her

@killsode-slugcat she got caught stealing

***so jean smuggling***

I bet with so many layers she could not even sit down

True mastermind would take some old jeans and then swap them with new ones and only adding the old ones in like a third layer

They're not gonna take *all* of her pants if they catch her so at worst she gets to change old jeans for new jeans <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

i think they mean runaway lovers in general