Nice bum

@livid_scrooge What did your mom have for dinner?

I'd probably still fuck though

i don't fuck her brain nor personality , tubby

The baby? @Tubby the Skelly Bones

4th position - laughing at the dead kid

@bobthebuilder69 duh

You’d fuck the baby

Hot

@Samaritan™ kid aint dead and won't remember the picture

It’s half 4 am why am I alive

That's one way to perform an abortion.

I got kicked out of a hospital for sneaking into rooms where patients are giving birth and eating the mothers' placentas

He wouldn’t remember the picture either way

lol

I consumed 13 before being ejected

I haven’t wanked in at least 24 hours

this is the ONLY reason i'd consider living as a horse for an hour

@bobthebuilder69 "chloe lamour" thank me later

The longest I've gone is 2 1/2 months @bobthebuilder69

Epic will power

@Tubby the Skelly Bones Would you say they aborted your mission?

I am god

Too tired to tug on the meat stick

I went about 10 years

schrodinger's dead kid

Yes I was 10

@Cryosite yes

@bobthebuilder69 ok that doesn't fucking count

Most I’ve gone since then probably a week or two

i wish i had permission to beat other people's children....

they SO NEED BEATINGS

I’m sorry fella that violates the nap

Probably two weeks

I’ve gone a week I know

So often I think beat your kid before I do it myself

The only thing that needs beating here is...

Two weeks or more

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It doesn't. Kids aren't people.